"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
i am the shyest attention whore ever
things white ppl say in movies
girl: what are you doing?
boy: something i should have done a long time ago
trying to decide on a title for my english essay
i just got it back today
(Source: continello, via whisperprettythingstome)
Look down look down
you stole a loaf of bread
look down look down
now everyone is dead
LES MIS IN 4 LINES, EVERYONE.
How pregnancy shifts and moves the mother’s internal organs to make room for the baby. Interactive Flash source here.
This shit cray
Something I wish to experience
Fuck that shit
None of it is fun
This is really interesting, but at the same time I would never.
guess where abstinence-only education is taught