from the mind of a stoner.

18.
canadian x guyanese.
tie me down to the bed and feed me chik fil a.

October 20, 2014 at 10:44pm
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timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

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10:44pm
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llllucy:

Me at parties

llllucy:

Me at parties

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10:43pm
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Reblogged from blaaargh
ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

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10:42pm
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mathsturbation:

i am the shyest attention whore ever

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10:42pm
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Reblogged from plantjpeg

things white ppl say in movies

girl: what are you doing?
boy: something i should have done a long time ago

10:42pm
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Reblogged from spookee-skeleton
jaoxn:

Who is she, fuckboy?

jaoxn:

Who is she, fuckboy?

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10:42pm
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soujizz:

soujizz:

trying to decide on a title for my english essay

image

that works

i just got it back today

image

mission accomplished

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marble-lover-of-liberty:

those-barricade-boys:

spiralphilia:

Look down look down

you stole a loaf of bread

look down look down

now everyone is dead 

image

LES MIS IN 4 LINES, EVERYONE.

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10:40pm
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babybutta:

zellehc:

genibaby:

348717:

educational-gifs:

How pregnancy shifts and moves the mother’s internal organs to make room for the baby. Interactive Flash source here.

This shit cray

Something I wish to experience

Fuck that shit
None of it is fun

This is really interesting, but at the same time I would never.

babybutta:

zellehc:

genibaby:

348717:

educational-gifs:

How pregnancy shifts and moves the mother’s internal organs to make room for the baby. Interactive Flash source here.

This shit cray

Something I wish to experience

Fuck that shit

None of it is fun

This is really interesting, but at the same time I would never.

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anglosexual:

undeadthug:



guess where abstinence-only education is taught

anglosexual:

undeadthug:

guess where abstinence-only education is taught

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